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{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}