{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't React developers like nature?","punchline":"They prefer the virtual DOM.","id":411}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't React developers like nature?","punchline":"They prefer the virtual DOM.","id":411}
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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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