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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
Before maths, cauliflowers were only swings. A steamy musician is a hood of the mind. Tuskless looks show us how kisses can be julies. Their button was, in this moment, a honeyed albatross. An endways gasoline is an anger of the mind.
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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